There once was a contact form here, but I've removed it. "Decreasing the surface area", as they say. You can use the email address in the main menu up there to contact me, if you'd like.
Please note, I don't care one iota about SEO, getting more traffic, or selling advertizing. Of course, if you're sending me those kinds of emails, you're probably a bot anyway, and don't care one iota what I don't care to hear about. Computers.