Out of the Woods and Into a Glade

Getting better every day (until the surgeon cuts my tooth out).

Ode to an Egg or Several

Old people like gross food, and it'll happen to you.

Broken Tooth Boogie-Woogie

On broken fevers and cracked teeth.

An Epic Tale of Tooth Decay

I finally have an appointment to see the endodontist.

Hot Fleas in the Gulping Dark*

Happy New Year and Good Night!

Let’s Not Make This a Tradition

I have a toothache for Christmas.