Such Great Fortune as None Deserve Before Falling Once More Into Ruin

I have had more opportunities come and go in the last few months than most people will have in a lifetime. It's been a wild ride. Oh, sure, I'm not destined to be the next Rockefeller, or Jay-Z, or comedy great Carlos Mencia, but we can't all be of such a high caliber. These are the true heroes. We mortals can only aspire, knowing full well such greatness is forever out of grasp. I suppose in a few months I'll probably be homeless again. Tyche has her sense of humor. It's best not to make an issue of it. You know how she gets.