Greetings from the 30th Floor, Probably
This blog entry has been published automatically using the Scheduler module for Drupal. If you are reading this, then I'm likely sitting at a desk in a skyscraper trying to get my head around things, which will take some doing. But let's not get too excited just yet. It's only my first day. Perhaps it went awfully.
Even so, I'd like to thank Dr. Kolnik at Allied Gastro. Associates and amitriptyline for making any of this even possible. It is an incredible thing to go from being hopelessly ill for years on end to a state of being more or less fine—if a bit sleepier in the mornings than most folks. Sure there are plenty of other people I owe varying degrees of gratitude, but without Kolnik and my little bottle of pills I couldn't entertain the notion of a night out on the town, let alone a proper day job.
Of course, there is always a chance something terrible has happened and I never made it to the office. If so, avenge me!